Move Over Marlins, You Have Company

The Detroit Tigers were purchased today by investor David Yamin and immediately relocated to Tampa where they will be known as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

"Strippers everywhere rejoice," said an exuberant club employee.

The Devil Rays--who will not use the designated hitter rule--will join the Cardinals, Dodgers, White Sox, and Blue Jays in the Gateway Division.

With the purchase of the Tigers, the 2006 set of MBL owners seems set.